Why would they question *that*?

Id clearly be buying those supplies so I could fertilize my farm with a diesel tractor using the timer so I know when dinner is done

I forgot where I saw it, but I read an article by a teenager who said its no fun being able to go to WalMart and buy supplies for "mischief" because no one bats an eye. At least at grocery stores he says he has to come up with interesting answers!

-Chris