Dirty Ducks!

[tysmom]

Okay, either the ducks took my advice and moved to the pond a few miles away or my pink hippo smiling up in the air has scared them off once and for all.

[Pool_Mike]

Duck meat is really good.

Get a BB gun at least and pop'em to let them know they are not welcome'd

[rollinrock]

Had three ducks come every Spring for years and play on the cover before we opened the pool. For some reason this year they insisted on floating and crapping in the pool. The lowest powerd Red Ryder BB gun stings them in the ass.They still come around and sit on the house roof but stay out of the pool

[les_smith]

Try a fake snake or a water fountain that'll keep them wet.