I can do the Ph but the CAL levels, ARUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I know Red looks nothing like blue but it is that in-between color when the red "breaks" and transitions to blue on the High scale. Then you have to dump it out and do the low scale to get it down to the closest 10PPM.

I want a digital everything meter that costs $1000.00. INLINE, WI-FI so I can sit in my car and get the readings without leaving the AC of my car. AHAHAHAH!!!!!!