HA! I wondered if other people got the same reactions I get. Now I know!

A few weeks ago, the lady in line behind me saw the 10 bottles of bleach and said, "I don't know how dirty your clothes are but they're gonna get REALLY white."

When the cashier asks "How come so much bleach?" I usually play dumb and say "my wife told me we were out and that I should stop at the store and get some...think this is too much???"