My hose had a kink in it which i told my 6 yr old to go take a look, well it exploded right when he got to it.... LOL it was as load as a gun and the water soaked him from head to toe..... since then my hillside has failed a little and the concrete guy said he wont be able to pour the sidewalk

I like the pvc idea, mabe into a large can with holes to help dispurse the flow