Man-eating flies

[JohnT]

I kinda like the badminton racket idea. It's bad form to smack your husband in the head with a sandal. Those plastic kiddie rackets look just like oversized fly swatters and could actually do the trick.

If you lose your temper and smack him, you can just tell them at the hospital that you were playing badminton and his head got in the way.

[AnnaK]

And they'll admire my incredible reach. He's about a foot and a half taller than I