Chlorine Extender

[Ohm_Boy]

I'll take 8 of the 16 oz size and 100 in the super-safe 20 mL containers.

That's a smart choice, as the smaller sizes are not only safer, but easier to juggle and throw.

Can I get free shipping with my order?

Ooh, sorry, Since I ship in specially designed cartons and shrink wrap, we naturally want to ensure that your product is delivered as efficiently as possible for your use, don't we? Your low* shipping cost assures you of the best product.

I'd like mine with salt added so I can make my pool feel softer. I'll need a lot.

No problem! You'll probably benefit from our custom delivery vehicles. This can be drop-shipped directly to your location. As an option, you can select to have the salt provided separately to have complete control over the mixture. Of course, freight charges will apply, but that is easily offset by the savings you'll see in the volume discounts achieved by purchasing the larger quantity. In fact, buying by the tank truck actually makes the cost per milliliter relatively affordable**.

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*Comparatively speaking. Your shipping cost is low compared to the actual cost of the product.

**Again, comparatively speaking. It's affordable relative to, oh... say... platinum, or in some cases, gold.

***Additional fees apply. Discounted complaint charge is a time-limited offer.